thedrunkenmoogle:

expbaronline: The Avengers Shot Challenge

Ingredients:
Captain America-
Grenadine
Blue curacao
Blueberry schnapps

Iron Man-
Grenadine
Blue curacao
Black Heart spiced rum

Thor-
Wild Turkey American Honey
Citrus Vodka

Hawkeye-
Grape Pucker
Captain Morgan: Tattoo

The Hulk:
Grape Pucker
Absinthe (NV Absinthe Verte used)

Directions: For all shots, layer the ingredients in the order given (except for Thor, which should be stirred). If all the ingredients are chilled, it should be very easy to layer them.

A note from the creators and the ‘shot challenge’ explanation:

Happy Avengers Day one and all!! So the trick here is they get stronger the further you go down the list. We have the order very carefully placed and drinks carefully crafted to embody the heroes. We are using the movie universe avengers even though we are aware they were not the first avengers.

Captain America:

Doctor erskine was going to share blueberry schnapps with him, but he couldn’t have it. Also due to the advanced tissues on his organs he can’t get drunk, hence this shot is the weakest.

Iron man:

Tony stark has battled on and off with alcoholism so his tolerance for alcohol is high hence the high proof rum, yet he tries to not drink hence the grenadine to dilute the alcohol.

Thor:

He is a god. He drinks after battle and can handle his alcohol, yet human alcohol seems to affect him more hence he is the middle.

Hawkeye:

Just a normal human with unbelievable accuracy with all fire arms, bow being his weapon of choice. (p.s. Unlike the trailers we here at EXPbaronline do support Hawkeye and think he is bad ass)

Hulk:

He’s the Hulk, and as he so eloquently has stated in the past, “HULK AM THE STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!” hence he is last.

So there you have it the avengers shot challenge. Enjoy.

Spcial thanks to Alex Stephenson this week for his amazing art for the avengers shots. Check out his hilarious web comic Narcolepsy inc.

Congrats to EXPbaronline on creating this great looking shot series! If you’re still hungry for more Avengers drinks, don’t forget about Black Widow’s cocktail. Remember, always be responsible while drinking.

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the-maskedman:

Movies that will Take the Summer by Storm

[The Avengers][Prometheus][The Amazing Spiderman][Snow White and the Huntsman][Brave][The Dark Knight Rises]

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chatsu1337:

sassy-lesbian-roxy:

prismahays:

noblydonedonnanoble:

good-golly-miss-holly:

spirithallow:

I think I just went one step further… 

1) I am the Doctor

2) The Avengers Theme

3) Hedwig’s Theme

4) He’s a Pirate

5) The Black Pearl

6) Merlin’s Arrival at Camelot

Just… just listen. 

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

OH M6 OGD

I CNAT STOP SCREAMING IOEWHFIOGFHOUYEWGWEIFGHGUYGU #DYING SEND HELP

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Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

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• Me: Time to take out the fire nation.
• Dad: What?
• Me: 
• Dad: 
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greekg0ds:

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hiddley:

#you’re walking in the woods #there’s no-one around and your phone is dead #out of the corner of your eye you spot him… shia labeouf#he’s following you about thirty feet back #he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint #he’s gaining on you… shia labeouf #you’re looking for your angel but you’re all turned around #he’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s blood on his face #my god there’s blood everywhere #running for your life from shia labeouf #he’s brandishing a knife it’s shia labeouf #lurking in the shadows#hollywood superstar shia labeouf #living in the woods… shia labeouf #killing for sport… shia labeouf #eating all the bodies #actual leviathan shia labeouf

#actual leviathan shia labeouf

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